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So I was running to the mall at 8:45, to buy the WoW board game on impulse. I got there, and the gaming store was shut down (like, to be remodeled or made into not a game store).
However, I did manage to overhear a conversation, as we walked by Victoria's Secret....
9yr old girl: "Mommy, what's Victoria's Secret?"
Mom: [In evil, angry voice] "A place your father likes to go"
It was worth going to the mall for just that. I almost fell over.
However, I did manage to overhear a conversation, as we walked by Victoria's Secret....
9yr old girl: "Mommy, what's Victoria's Secret?"
Mom: [In evil, angry voice] "A place your father likes to go"
It was worth going to the mall for just that. I almost fell over.
posted by Unknown at 8/09/2007 09:19:00 PM
29 Comments:
Ha ha ha! That's hilarious! Malls must be so cool.
Wait, you said that you almost fell over. How close were you to actually falling over? Please answer in the form of a song title from before 1990.
For example: Not bad might be "Dancing in the Street" (Martha and the Vandellas, 1964), while total wipeout could be "I'm Down" (Beatles, 1965, Past Masters Vol. 1) or "I Went to Sleep" (Beach Boys, 1969, 20/20).
Oh, and no asking for "Help!" (Beatles, 1965)
OK, fine. If that's too difficult for you, then you can even parody a song title to fit. Bad example: "Baby Got Back (Up)" (Sir Mix-a-Lot). See, it doesn't need to be good.
I'm... I'm getting the feeling that you don't love me any more, Chad.
I'm... I'm getting depressed.
WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME???
(Note: In case this is all becoming a tad creepy, please note that this is not serious, but a fabrication for comedic effect. No restraining orders, please.)
Fine. If you don't want to do something as simple as find a song title from before 1990 to describe how you almost fell, then that's just FINE. You want to ignore me?
I'll ignore you, too!
I'm ignoring you.
I'm not even thinking about you.
Hmm? Did you say something? Because I wasn't listening to you, so I couldn't have heard anything that you may or may not have said.
. . .
Maybe he has forgotten about us, us poor, lost, digital personas floating about in in uncaring electronic world...
(Tear..)
-Flavius
Ah ha! See, Chad! There is another among us who is dismayed by your digital absence!
Oh, and I'm still ignoring you.
Man, it's like I can't stop not thinking about you.
Just can't stop not doing it!
How about "You Raised You Up" (parody, Josh Groban)?
Didn't think that one was very good, eh? Well, fine. Ignore-ance is bliss, so I'm still good.
Even though I'm totally ignoring you, I think I've written more of your blog than you have (if we include comments).
OK, just so you know, I've stopped ignoring you now.
*beep* Hey, just checking in, here. Uh, I guess you're not there, so, uh, I'll hollah at ya later, holmes. Peace out.
I can't think of anything else to write here. Hmm.
I like monkeys. I guess that's something. Does this conversation strike you as a bit one-sided?
A one-sided die? A marble.
A marble rolling across a polished stone floor in a long, following camera shot> A metaphor for the Earth.
The Earth? A one-sided die.
The chirruping of digital crikets is heard
哥倫布：「勇於追求新的地平線就是冒險家。」加油！！............................................................
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