Boiling Hamster in Coffee Pot
That's right.
Boiling Hamster in Coffee Pot .
I think this is my claim to fame. Amy had a dream about this specific action, so we googled it.
-nothing-
So, I'm taking advantage in the gap in the market for "Boiling Hamster in Coffee Pot" searches by blogging about it.
So should I start with...
-T-Shirts
-A You-Tube Video
-A Wikipedia Entry
-A Catalogue of the 5 Fetish sites that will pop up about this in the time it take me to write it.
-A "Save the Hamsters" Fund
Look for this to be Big.
Boiling Hamster in Coffee Pot .
I think this is my claim to fame. Amy had a dream about this specific action, so we googled it.
-nothing-
So, I'm taking advantage in the gap in the market for "Boiling Hamster in Coffee Pot" searches by blogging about it.
So should I start with...
-T-Shirts
-A You-Tube Video
-A Wikipedia Entry
-A Catalogue of the 5 Fetish sites that will pop up about this in the time it take me to write it.
-A "Save the Hamsters" Fund
Look for this to be Big.
posted by Unknown at 1/27/2007 08:31:00 PM
3 Comments:
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You know, I would rather not even think about the ramifications of a You-Tube video...
No.
That is just...
Awful.
Why not on your Legacy of Alzor Wiki? That might be interesting...
Nothing like profiting off of Amy's bizarre dreams.
I can see the headline now:
HUSBAND EXPLOITS WIFE'S DREAMS
We must begin a "Save the Women's Dreams" Fund
Big is so nonspecific...and aren't hamsters and coffeepots Tiny, anyway?
But yeah, I can just see the different flavors of coffee coming from different colors of hamsters - maybe you should apply to Willy Wonka.
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